Okay, the site is no longer ugly. It's just boring. Progress is progress people. Try to be more like me and focus on the positive.

Mar 30, 2006

can't take it

I CAN'T TAKE IT! IT'S SOOOOO NICE OUT! I AM GRIPPED WITH SPRING FEVER! MUST GET OUT! MUST GET AWAY FROM THIS DESK! I NEED TO UNPLUG AND RUN FREE! I NEED TO FEEL GRASS BETWEEN MY TOES! I NEED TO FEEL THE SUN ON MY FACE AND THE BREEZE THROUGH MY HAIR! I CAN'T TAKE IT.... CAN'T TAKE IT! 45 MINUTES! I'LL NEVER MAKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 comments:

neonapple said...

Just go on Autopilot and you will be free before you know it then you can go to the park!

Paul-cant-dance said...

Next time take a Glade Plug in, Sun lamp, extension cord, and an electric fan to work. You can buy those little 4 inch square grass planters for cats - get one for each foot - and place them under the desk.

Put the Glad plug in (outdoors odour of your choice) into the extension cord so you can dangle it over the fan. Set the fan on low pointing towards your desk, and place the sunlamp on the highest spot in the room and point it towards you. Slip your shoes off and place them on the grass squares hidden under your desk.